my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
the RAs in my building LITERALLY just make up rules i am tired of living in soviet russia this is such bullshit
As quick on our feet as we are, it takes real talent to make up official sounding rules.
I didn’t unfollow you. I unfollowed who you became.
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
trying to explain nonbinary to people who only have heard of male and female can be an arduous journey.
especially if they think you hate all pronouns.
why do people avoid happy backstories like theyre the fuckin plague jesus christ stop listening to linkin park for a moment and realize you dont need to be miserable to have character development